Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 23 Nov

    Save The Sex Offenders

    Sex offenders don’t have much in the way of friends. Many communities restrict where sex offenders can live. Many communities put common sense restrictions on these offenders. Can’t live or come too…

  2. 22 Nov

    Pope Stuns Again! TSA Should Wear Condoms

    VATICAN CITY – In what might amount to a complete reversal on longstanding Church teaching, the Pope has indicated that under certain circumstances it might be licit for TSA workers to employ…

  3. 22 Nov

    The Good Shepherd Saves Burning Sheep

    Jesus saves. You can’t make this up. Well, you could, but no one would believe you. A man dressed up as a sheep was set ablaze. Screaming and running into the road,…

  4. 22 Nov

    The Pope’s Rhetorical Suicide Through Nuance

    Hang with me for a moment. I went hunting this past weekend. In order to be safe from being mistaken for an animal, the prey, hunters are encouraged or even required to…

  5. 22 Nov

    NJ Senate Silences Abortion Critic

    The New Jersey State Senate silenced a woman, Darlene Dunn of Burlington, who wished to testify against Planned Parenthood. They called her testimony irrelevant because the bill only had to do with…

  6. 21 Nov

    Everything That Is Wrong With Republican Party

    Outgoing (please, please, please) Chairman of the Republican Party has something to say. “The RNC welcomed the energy and limited government principles of Tea Party voters and grassroots conservatives, and worked hard…

  7. 20 Nov

    Pope Endorses Condoms? Don’t Believe It

    The Associated Press is reporting that the Pope has endorsed the use of condoms in some cases? The headline blares “Pope: Condom Use Can be Justified in Some Cases” Really? The Pope…

  8. 20 Nov

    Archbishop Of Canterbury Abducted By Aliens

    The Archbishop of Canterbury has been ‘abducted by aliens.’ At least according to the gay Gene. The Archbishop of Canterbury has been accused of being ‘abducted by aliens’ over the issue of…

  9. 19 Nov

    Pelosi Not Just Mean, Delusional Too

    Nancy Pelosi isn’t just mean she’s delusional too. After pointing out that John Boehner is “known to cry” Pelosi said she’s a little angry because she didn’t get a lot of publicity.…