We Laugh Because We Believe

Month October 2007

Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out

A new authorised biography of the Holy Father, aimed at younger readers, was published recently. Written by Chico, a ginger tomcat, the book recounts his memories of the young Joseph Ratzinger, growing up in a Bavarian family in Nazi Germany…. Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 11, 2007

When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines—Rebellious Nuns do the perp walk with tambourines in hand. Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds—It’s the end of the… Continue Reading →

When Popes Attack!

There are misleading headlines and there are misleading headlines. The Times UK boldly declares!Pope attacks Iran at Jewish Congress Oh my! The Pope must have really done it this time. What could he possibly have said to warrant such a… Continue Reading →

Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines

Polish Police evicted 65 rebellious ex-nuns Wednesday from a convent they illegally occupied for two years after defying a Vatican order to replace their mother superior, a charismatic leader who had religious visions. The defeated nuns walked out in their… Continue Reading →

Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds

It’s the end of the world as we know it. CHILDREN as young as seven are pole dancing in a trend that has sparked outrage among sane people, says The Daily Telegraph. Pole fitness classes held in Sydney use poles… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 10, 2007

Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted—Garden Gnomes now have the run of the place. Ahmadinejad – In the Movies—If Mahmoud ever gets tired of the crazy dictator role, here are some other roles for him. Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable… Continue Reading →

Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted

Saint Francis and the Virgin Mary have been evicted from a condominium development on Long Island. They weren’t even playing their music loud. Crosses and religious statues have been banished from plain sight by order of a recently issued community… Continue Reading →

Ahmadinejad – In the Movies

I saw this picture and some movie quotes came to mind. Feel free to add yours. “Badges!?… We don’t need no… stinking badges!!“ “Uh, you insulted him a little bit, a little bit you did. No you did, a little… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 9, 2007

Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable Bias—”DAMNED! Pope’s Narrow Beliefs Deny Afterlife To Non-Catholics” Did Jesus Come to Secure Mob Rule?—”And Jesus said to them ‘Truly, truly I say unto you. Unless you give into mob rule, you shall have no life… Continue Reading →

Did Jesus Come to Secure Mob Rule?

“And Jesus said to them ‘Truly, truly I say unto you. Unless you give into mob rule, you shall have no life in you. Unto the majority I give the keys of the kingdom of heaven; and whatever they bind… Continue Reading →

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