Creative Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Month: August 2022

This Photo is All The Evidence You Need That We’ve Achieved Banana Republic Status Unknown-1

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This Photo is All The Evidence You Need That We’ve Achieved Banana Republic Status

Matthew Archbold August 9, 2022

This is an armed FBI agent outside Trump’s home. Banana Republic Status: Achieved. New High Score. Level...

Nebraska woman charged for helping daughter, 17, carry out an at-home abortion at 23 weeks: Teen will be tried as an ADULT after burning and burying the fetus with help of 22-year-old man 61202513-11094101-Jessica_Burgess_41_right_was_charged_with_three_felonies_and_two-m-118_1660024170110

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Nebraska woman charged for helping daughter, 17, carry out an at-home abortion at 23 weeks: Teen will be tried as an ADULT after burning and burying the fetus with help of 22-year-old man

Matthew Archbold August 9, 2022

I’m sorry to even have to write that headline as it’s just so shocking and awful. But...

Christian University Hits Back at State for Infringing on its Religious Freedom. Unknown-42

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Christian University Hits Back at State for Infringing on its Religious Freedom.

Matthew Archbold August 9, 2022

Guess why the state attorney general of Washington opened an investigation into a small Methodist University. One...

Chairman of the Lancet’s COVID-19 Commission ‘pretty convinced’ pandemic’s origin from ‘US lab biotechnology.’ Unknown-41

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Chairman of the Lancet’s COVID-19 Commission ‘pretty convinced’ pandemic’s origin from ‘US lab biotechnology.’

Matthew Archbold August 8, 2022

I seem to remember people being banned from social media for saying this kind of thing. Is...

It Seems to Me Everyone Goes to Heaven Except Trads Unknown-40

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It Seems to Me Everyone Goes to Heaven Except Trads

Matthew Archbold August 8, 2022

The good news is that years Catholics were accused of believing that the pope could never say...

Whoopi: If God Didn’t Want Abortions Why Did He Give Us Free Will? Unknown-39

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Whoopi: If God Didn’t Want Abortions Why Did He Give Us Free Will?

Matthew Archbold August 4, 2022

Wow. This is stupid. And offensive. What’s worse is that those brain dead sad sacks in the...

Kid Owns Teacher on Pronouns and She Can’t Decide if He’s Serious Unknown-38

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Kid Owns Teacher on Pronouns and She Can’t Decide if He’s Serious

Matthew Archbold August 4, 2022

Time to find a new line of work, lady. But here’s the thing, if you can’t say...

Gov. Ron DeSantis has instructed Florida schools to ignore Biden’s mandates to insert gender ideology into schools. Unknown-35

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Gov. Ron DeSantis has instructed Florida schools to ignore Biden’s mandates to insert gender ideology into schools.

Matthew Archbold August 4, 2022

Note to all Republican governors, you should follow suit. Here’s the thing. If we can’t depend on...

11 adults in Scotland formed demonic ‘pedo ring’ which routinely raped and assaulted 3 children, performed witchcraft, killed animals Unknown-34

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11 adults in Scotland formed demonic ‘pedo ring’ which routinely raped and assaulted 3 children, performed witchcraft, killed animals

Matthew Archbold August 4, 2022

It’s all real, folks. When we reject Christ, we embrace all sorts of villainy and evil. Paganism...

White House Says Supreme Court’s Dobbs Decision was “Unconstitutional.” Unknown-33

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White House Says Supreme Court’s Dobbs Decision was “Unconstitutional.”

Matthew Archbold August 4, 2022

I see their point. They believe the Constitution is a “living document” so they see the Constitution...