Time to find a new line of work, lady. But here’s the thing, if you can’t say anything is right or wrong then you really can’t definitively say which is which, right? This is where teachers are nowadays, these kids are mocking the hell out of them and they have to be so open minded that they have to pretend to not understand.

It’s sad because how is this kid going to look to adults as people he has something to learn from if they can’t decide if he’s serious about being a banana.

Homeschooling and faithful Catholic schools are the answer, folks.

I say all this but let’s take a moment to also acknowledge the awesomeness of this kid. Not all heroes wear capes. Some carry lunchboxes and #2 pencils and are sent to the principal’s office quite often.