Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 6 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 15 Dec

    Help Needed: Leo Cartwright

    For some time now I have been running across the name of a liturgical artist in my architectural research on the churches of the mid-20th century: Leo Cartwright. He seems to have…

  2. 15 Dec

    Keep Your Theology Off My Technology

    Forty years ago, many Catholics were shocked to find the Catholic Church invading their bedrooms with the promulgation of Humanae Vitae and all of its rules and regulations regarding sex. Now, just…

  3. 15 Dec

    Yes Virginia, Fr. Made Me Mad Because…

    My two older children (7 &8) are reaching the age where they starting to question Santa Claus. The questions have already begun that show the underlying story is beginning to crack under…

  4. 15 Dec

    1/4 Catholics Believe in Reincarnation

    Looking over numbers from the Harris poll concerning religious belief in America is enough to make you pull your hair out. I guess it’s my own fault for searching for consistency and…

  5. 15 Dec

    Weekend on CMR – December 13-14, 2008

    No Truth To The Rumor—CMR may have uncovered the identity of the journalist who attacked Pres. Busy today. Can You Impeach The President-Elect?—How do you throw a guy out of a fictional…

  6. 14 Dec

    No Truth To The Rumor

    There’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that this is the journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush. And by the way, for me nothing else has proved that Iraq is…

  7. 14 Dec

    Can You Impeach The President-Elect?

    Let’s impeach this guy before it’s too late. He can’t even run the fictional office of president-elect, imagine what he will do when he has a real office with real responsibility. Amazingly,…

  8. 13 Dec

    The Perfect Attendance of Typhoid Mary

    After a grueling and expensive study, CMR Laboratories (meaning my brother and I) has discovered a link between children with perfect attendance records and sicknesses that ravage entire schools. It’s no secret…

  9. 13 Dec

    Luxembourg’s Catholic Monarch

    Luxembourg just pushed a euthanasia bill over the protestations of their Catholic monarch, who paid the price for his opposition. According to Fox News, the very liberal parliament voted to pass a…

  10. 13 Dec

    Save Al Gore!

    In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree…