Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 11 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 11 Oct

    Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds

    It’s the end of the world as we know it. CHILDREN as young as seven are pole dancing in a trend that has sparked outrage among sane people, says The Daily Telegraph.…

  2. 11 Oct

    Today on CMR – October 10, 2007

    Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted—Garden Gnomes now have the run of the place. Ahmadinejad – In the Movies—If Mahmoud ever gets tired of the crazy dictator role, here are some…

  3. 10 Oct

    Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted

    Saint Francis and the Virgin Mary have been evicted from a condominium development on Long Island. They weren’t even playing their music loud. Crosses and religious statues have been banished from plain…

  4. 10 Oct

    Ahmadinejad – In the Movies

    I saw this picture and some movie quotes came to mind. Feel free to add yours. “Badges!?… We don’t need no… stinking badges!!“ “Uh, you insulted him a little bit, a little…

  5. 10 Oct

    Today on CMR – October 9, 2007

    Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable Bias—”DAMNED! Pope’s Narrow Beliefs Deny Afterlife To Non-Catholics” Did Jesus Come to Secure Mob Rule?—”And Jesus said to them ‘Truly, truly I say unto you. Unless you give…

  6. 09 Oct

    Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable Bias

    In an article entitled “DAMNED! Pope’s Narrow Beliefs Deny Afterlife To Non-Catholics” the oldest college newspaper in California from Pomona College proves that Anti-Catholicism is the last acceptable bias. For the rampant…

  7. 09 Oct

    Did Jesus Come to Secure Mob Rule?

    “And Jesus said to them ‘Truly, truly I say unto you. Unless you give into mob rule, you shall have no life in you. Unto the majority I give the keys of…

  8. 09 Oct

    Today on CMR – October 8, 2007

    The World’s Easiest Job—This goes way beyond the pot calling the kettle black! Sooner Insanity—Oklahoma Priest objects to the motu proprio. Obama: Regulate Abortion—Obama says “Do as I said, not as I…

  9. 08 Oct

    The World’s Easiest Job

    What do you think is the world’s easiest job? Weatherman? Telly Savalas’ barber? Fan mail coordinator for Stockard Channing? Sure, all easy jobs, but I have another one for you. A spot…

  10. 08 Oct

    Sooner Insanity

    The following is a letter published in the Sooner Catholic, a diocesan newspaper serving Oklahoma City (ht to Sooner Scotty). This letter, unfortunately, is by a priest and is a reaction to…