Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 11 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 16 Oct

    Today on CMR – October 15, 2007

    San Fran Church Publishes Queer Letter in Bulletin—Sister Delta Goodhand writes “Thanks for the sacrilege.” Dumb or Dumber:The Larry Craig / Pete Townshend Defense—Believing Monsignor Stenico might be worse than not believing…

  2. 15 Oct

    San Fran Church Publishes Queer Letter in Bulletin

    Just three days after Archbishop George Niederauer issued a public apology for giving communion to two “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” at Most Holy Redeemer church in San Francisco, the parish bulletin published…

  3. 14 Oct

    A Black Mark on The Vatican

    The Vatican has suspended a priest in the Holy See who acknowledged homosexual relations in a supposedly anonymous television interview with a black dot over his face, but was identified by superiors…

  4. 13 Oct

    Today on CMR, October 12, 2007

    Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal—Bishop threatens, Holy Cross shrugs. Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out—If animals can talk, Matt is in real trouble. When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the…

  5. 12 Oct

    Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal

    College of the Holy Cross plans to host a conference in which Planned Parenthood and NARAL Pro-Choice Massachusetts will make presentations. This is outrageous and of course becoming alarmingly commonplace. Bishop Robert…

  6. 12 Oct

    Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out

    A new authorised biography of the Holy Father, aimed at younger readers, was published recently. Written by Chico, a ginger tomcat, the book recounts his memories of the young Joseph Ratzinger, growing…

  7. 12 Oct

    Today on CMR – October 11, 2007

    When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines—Rebellious Nuns do the perp walk with tambourines in hand. Pole…

  8. 11 Oct

    When Popes Attack!

    There are misleading headlines and there are misleading headlines. The Times UK boldly declares!Pope attacks Iran at Jewish Congress Oh my! The Pope must have really done it this time. What could…

  9. 11 Oct

    Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines

    Polish Police evicted 65 rebellious ex-nuns Wednesday from a convent they illegally occupied for two years after defying a Vatican order to replace their mother superior, a charismatic leader who had religious…