Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 12 November 2026

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Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 20 Sep

    Today on CMR – September 19, 2007

    No Priests? Fine. Women and Gays Can Celebrate Eucharist—More evidence that the Dutch are still smokin’ dope. The Worst of the Worst!—Hold on to your 1962 Missals folks! This is one of…

  2. 19 Sep

    No Priests? Fine. Women and Gays Can Celebrate Eucharist

    The leaders of the Catholic Dominican order on Tuesday censured Dutch members who said unordained ministers, including gays and women, should be able celebrate the Eucharist if priests were not available, according…

  3. 19 Sep

    The Worst of the Worst!

    This one is special folks. This is literally one of the worst responses to the Motu Proprio Summorum Pontificum yet. Were I to put in my own comments, this might be my…

  4. 19 Sep

    Today on CMR – September 18, 2007

    Grapes, Raisins and God—Never get into a debate with a four year old. You don’t stand a chance. Mystery Illness Strikes Village after Meteor Crash—CMR Zombie Watch: You can’t be too careful!…

  5. 18 Sep

    Mystery Illness Strikes Village after Meteor Crash

    Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area Saturday, regional authorities said. Villagers were startled by an explosion…

  6. 18 Sep

    Grapes, Raisins and God

    My daughters were discussing their snack options after school today. After rummaging around I offered grapes or raisins. My seven year old told the other two girls in that way that older…

  7. 18 Sep

    Rowan Williams Goes Into the Closet

    Rowan Williams is apparently daring Schism with the disclosure that he plans to celebrate a [not so]“secret” communion service for gay clergy and their partners in London. From the UKTimes: Dr Williams…

  8. 18 Sep

    Today on CMR – September 17, 2007

    Madonna Traded to Jews—For two Jewish comedians to be named later. A good deal. High Noon for Sheriff Ben—Is it Gary Cooper time for Pope Benedict? Pope and the McCanns—Expect to see…

  9. 17 Sep

    Madonna Traded to Jews

    Pope Benedict is feeling good about his trade of one reprobate Catholic for two Jews to be named later. The trade between Pope Benedict and Rabbi Shlomo Glickstein was made official when…

  10. 17 Sep

    High Noon for Sheriff Ben

    The lone man rode into town when things were at their bleakest. Lawlessness had become the norm. The townspeople had lost all hope and become resigned to their fate. The man rode…