Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 12 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 17 Aug

    Today on CMR – August 16, 2007

    Create A New Gay Network Slogan!——Networks get measured on ‘gay friendliness’. Mommy, Why was I Born?——Pack the bags and the kids honey. We’re moving to Russia! Dutch Bishop Smokin’ Dope——Dutch Bishop wants…

  2. 16 Aug

    Create A New Gay Network Slogan!

    A leading homosexual activist organization has released a report measuring the prevalence of favorable lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) material on major US television networks. Yes, the LGBT is measuring gayness.…

  3. 16 Aug

    Mommy, Why was I Born?

    When children in Russia ask their parents about why they had them, the answer is increasingly likely to sound like the Price is Right. “Because by having you we won…A NEW CAR!!!!!…

  4. 15 Aug

    Today on CMR – August 15, 2007

    Dutch Bishop Smokin’ Dope——Dutch Bishop wants people to start calling God Allah. Crazy Atheist Sues Texas for Moment of Silence——An atheist is suing a school district in Texas and its Governor for…

  5. 15 Aug

    Dutch Bishop Smokin’ Dope

    Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for girls (especially my daughter) wearing burkas, but this is just silly. The Bishop of Breda, Tiny Muskens [I wonder if Muskens translates to…

  6. 15 Aug

    Crazy Atheist Sues Texas for Moment of Silence

    An atheist is suing a school district in Texas and its Governor for allowing a moment of silence in his children’s elementary school class. This guy believes that those seconds of silence…

  7. 15 Aug

    Princeton Prof. Scolds Church on Life

    A Princeton professor has warned in a piece in “First Things” that the scandal of pro-abortion Catholics and the do-nothing attitude of bishops threatens more damage to the Catholic Church than pedophile…

  8. 15 Aug

    Today On CMR – August 14, 2007

    Parish Goes on Hunger Strike over Transfered Priest——Let the priest stay, because we don’t want him! How do you put the genie back in the bottle?——What do we do about Extraordinary Ministers…

  9. 14 Aug

    Parish Goes on Hunger Strike over Transfered Priest

    Members of a Spanish village parish have gone on a hunger strike to protest the transfer of their much-loved priest to another church, Reuters is reporting. And 200 parishioners have locked themselves…

  10. 14 Aug

    How do you put the genie back in the bottle?

    The abuse of the use of Extraordinary Ministers of Holy Communion is one of my pet peeves, as I am sure it is for many others. We have all seen times when…