Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 12 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 01 Jul

    Today On CMR – June 30, 2007

    A Moment of Silence for Muslim Mickey Mouse——Jihad Mickey bites the dust. Motu Proprio: Truth Is Crazier Than Fiction——Belfast Telegraph article is just over the top. Putin vs. Santa——St. Nick vows to…

  2. 30 Jun

    A Moment of Silence for Muslim Mickey Mouse

    I was thinking of seeing Ratatouille this weekend with the kids but this might be good too. In the last episode of a weekly children’s show featuring “Farfour,” a Mickey Mouse look-alike,…

  3. 30 Jun

    Motu Proprio: Truth Is Crazier Than Fiction

    I wrote an article parodying the Ordinary Ministers of the Media’s coverage of the Motu Proprio which has been very well received. Thank you. However the Belfast Telegraph does me one better.…

  4. 30 Jun

    Today On CMR – June 29, 2007

    Putin vs. Santa——St. Nick vows to stop Russian Power grab. I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby——With a wife like this, who needs enemies? Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark…

  5. 29 Jun

    Putin vs. Santa

    Russian President Vladimir Putin is making an astonishing bid to grab a vast chunk of the North Pole in order to tap its vast potential oil, gas and mineral wealth. The dramatic…

  6. 29 Jun

    I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby

    In an amazing story a Gulf War veteran, Jesse Ramirez, who was set to die by having his feeding tube removed in an Arizona hospital was found to have regained complete consciousness…

  7. 29 Jun

    Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’

    If you can’t beat them, join them. (Note: For those satirically challenged, please see the definition of parody) Rome — Pope Benedict, a former Hitler youth, will tell Roman Catholic priests in…

  8. 29 Jun

    Today On CMR – June 28, 2007

    Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’——Patrick joins the Ordinary Ministers of the Media. 96 Percent of Americans Have Sex by 20 Years Old and other Cultural Disasters——As a father of four…

  9. 28 Jun

    Paris’ Favorite Bible Passage

    I don’t normally talk or even think of Paris Hilton but Larry King last night stumbled unwittingly upon a great moment in television in his interview with the heiress. Paris said, “I’ve…