Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 25 Jun

    Fake Priest Baptizes Real Baby!

    A man pretending to be a priest was arrested by police as he prepared to baptize a baby in a small town in the north of Portugal. “When the man said ‘in…

  2. 25 Jun

    Frodo Lives!

    The latest entry into the “More proof that the World is more like a Tolkien novel than we know” is this story: The story involves a young person who is pure and…

  3. 25 Jun

    Motu Proprio Home Stretch

    Fr. Z. is told by a very well placed source that the long awaited Motu Proprio is at the printers as we speak. This is the home stretch kids. Our patience (or…

  4. 25 Jun

    Papal Smackdown

    In the absence of news, just make some up. Just a week after PM Tony Blair described the British press as a ‘feral beast” that “hunts in packs”, the press has shown…

  5. 24 Jun

    Abuse Tied to Celibacy Requirement?

    The Voice of the Faithful will “be calling for the Vatican to do an ecclesiastical review of the celibacy issue,” according to the New York Times. The group’s president, Mary Pat Fox,…

  6. 23 Jun

    Today On CMR – June 23, 2007

    Prostitutes in Rome——Don’t stop for directions. The Eye of God.——There is a Visine for that. Tony Visits Benny——Our take on how the conversation went. Media Bias and “Evan Almighty”——Religion is fine, as…

  7. 23 Jun

    Prostitutes in Rome

    An Italian town’s mayor hopes to shame men into not using prostitutes by photographing cars that stop to liaise with prostitutes on the side of the street, according to Reuters. Advertisements in…

  8. 23 Jun

    The Eye of God

    Here’s what it is: The image depicts the so-called Helix Nebula, described by astronomers as “a trillion-mile-long tunnel of glowing gases.” At its center is dying, Sun-like star which has ejected masses…

  9. 23 Jun

    Tony Visits Benny

    In honor of Tony Blair’s audience with the Pope today, we republish today our speculation on how the conversation should proceed. Tony: Thank you so much for receiving us your Holiness. I…

  10. 23 Jun

    Church in Kuwait: No Problems Here

    The Catholic Church in Kuwait “enjoys freedom of worship and suffers no restriction whatsoever,” Bishop Camillo Ballin, 63, Vicar Apostolic of Kuwait. “Although Islamic extremists have different and adverse positions, there is…