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PA Health Secretary Moved Mother Out of Nursing Home While Mandating Covid Patients Into Nursing Homes

This is sickening. Typical. But sickening. The Daily Caller: Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine’s mother moved out of a personal care home with the health secretary’s help, after Levine ordered all nursing homes and long-term facilities in the state to… Continue Reading →

2020: The No Good Horrible Very Bad Year

For so many years brilliant philosophers, cult leaders, and cryptozoologists have speculated about how the world would end. So far, none of them have even guessed even 40% of the vomitous events that’ve gone down in 2020. So yeah, 2020… Continue Reading →

Eeeevil Nuns Who Refuse to Kill Must be Forced to Kill…Because They’re Evil

Just when you thought it was safe for nuns to not pay for abortifacients. This morning, the U.S. Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in Little Sisters of the Poor Saints Peter and Paul Home v. Pennsylvania. “In the case,… Continue Reading →

The Price is Right! Planned Parenthood Version

Life is priceless, idiots. LifeNews.com: The popular game show “The Price Is Right” will air a controversial show May 11 with drag queen RuPaul playing to raise money for the Planned Parenthood abortion chain. The prime-time special “The Price Is… Continue Reading →

Don Shula RIP

Don Shula achieved perfection. His legacy as one of the greatest NFL coaches in the history of the game is set. He twice led the Miami Dolphins to Super Bowl wins and in one of those seasons he achieved the… Continue Reading →

Bring Barbers out of the Back Alley

Ive heard that there are people getting haircuts in garages, back alleys, and other unsanitary places. In these uncertain times, we should legalize hair salons and barber shops to make them safer for everyone. Oh, and while we’re at it,… Continue Reading →

The Atlantic: Censorship Is Necessary and Good. Yay China!

I’m actually not kidding. That’s pretty much what they say. Some idiot Harvard Law professor put his pom moms on for Chinese style censorship. These guys hate people. They certainly hate Americans. Here’s what he wrote: “In the great debate… Continue Reading →

The Old Normal Wasn’t That Great

I’m interested in what we’re calling the new normal. Hey folks remember, the old normal wasn’t that great. Maybe this can act as a reset button culturally. Probably not though, right? I used to think that if Americans had a… Continue Reading →

They’ve Monetized the Back Alley

Progressives said they had to legalize abortion so as to create standards to protect women. And now they say they have to remove standards to protect women. All that’s happened is they’ve learned how to profit off the back alley…. Continue Reading →

Birth of Baby to CNN Correspondent is Perfect for Bible Bashing and Environmental Preaching

Everything must be politicized. Even the birth of your baby. Newsbusters: Leave it to a CNN correspondent to exploit his own son’s birth to push his eco-freakish politics in a cringe letter published on CNN’s website. CNN Chief Climate Correspondent… Continue Reading →

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