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Islamic Radical Shoots Philly Cop, Mayor Says “Too Many Guns.”

The man who attempted to assassinate a Philadelphia police officer, Edward Archer, reportedly confessed that he did it in the name of Islam. ABC 6 reports that the shooter had pledged allegiance to ISIS. But don’t worry. Philadelphia Mayor Jim… Continue Reading →

How is it That Gay People Are Always Shocked When Fired by Church?

It just gets so tiresome. Every time you read a story about a gay dude who got fired from their job as a Catholic school teacher, parish musical director, or church secretary, they say they had NO IDEA that their… Continue Reading →

Congressman: Jesus and Moses Would Fund Planned Parenthood

In opposing the GOP’s bill to defund Planned Parenthood and repeal Obamacare, Democrat congressman Steve Cohen (D.-Dumb.) argued that Jesus and Moses would oppose it. CNS pulled this quote: “We just came through Hanukkah and Christmas, and we ought to… Continue Reading →

Poll: Iron Man or Captain America

*subhead*Put Your Blurb Here.*subhead* I am collecting data for my next commentary by taking an informal poll of Catholics. I would be very much obliged if you would comment with your opinion on this question: Who is a better role… Continue Reading →

Yeah, a Bill To Defund Planned Parenthood is A Big Deal

The U.S. House passed a pretty major budget reconciliation legislation that would defund Planned Parenthood and reallocates taxpayer dollars to comprehensive health care centers. It is a big deal. I don’t really care that it ended up on the president’s… Continue Reading →

Widower From Paris Terror: “You Will Not Have My Hatred.”

After his wife was killed in Paris by Islamic terrorists, a man named Antoine Leiris penned an open letter to the terrorists. It’s pretty amazing. I don’t know if I would be able to write what he wrote. Here’s his… Continue Reading →

OK. How DId This Clone Miss Them?

If the Empire just taught their clone army to shoot they might have had a chance of defeating the rebels. Y’think it’s possible they cloned a nearsighted guy and that’s why none of them can shoot? Seriously, how does he… Continue Reading →

Soldiers Say Goodbye to the Hug Lady

What a beautiful life. This woman hugged every soldier deploying from and returning to Fort Hood for years. This week, they came to say goodbye to her: KDH News: About 600 active-duty soldiers, veterans, family and friends stopped by Crawford-Bowers… Continue Reading →

A Father’s Drunken, Armed Christmas Miracle

There’s something pretty awesome about this story. It’s like a Christmas miracle if a Christmas miracle can include booze, a gun, and lots of love. George Pickering III, 27, was in the worst possible shape, after suffering a stroke, he… Continue Reading →

Back to the Mall

Christmas exploded and in the aftermath, everyone’s been sick. It’s the one guarantee from Christmas. You don’t know what you’re going to get, except sick. That’s guaranteed. Once the family all gets together and everyone’s kids get together it’s like… Continue Reading →

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