Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 23 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 20 Mar

    Fish Tank in Stadium Upsets Animal Rights Nuts

    A 20 foot fish tank recently built behind home plate at the Florida Marlins’ stadium is drawing the ire of animal rights activists. Sportsrageous reports “I can tell you even if the…

  2. 20 Mar

    Muslim Cleric: We Will Take Over Rome

    A leading Muslim cleric has threatened…warned…said that Muslims will soon take over Rome. Egyptian Cleric Salem Abu Al-Futouh said recently that the prophet Muhammad foretold the Islamic Conquest of Rome. The Prophet…

  3. 19 Mar

    Wait, I Thought Obama Was Beating the Church

    If you’ve been paying attention to the battle between the Catholic Church and the Obama administration and listening to the scorecard keeping by the media, you’d think it’s been a rout for…

  4. 18 Mar

    I Don’t Want Freedom of Religions

    The attack on religious liberty is a two front war. One front you know about, the other one you may not have noticed. Language is the blunt instrument of choice with which…

  5. 18 Mar

    Muppets Sings Danny Boy!

    Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! These muppets still sing it better than Patrick does.

  6. 16 Mar

    Rowan Williams to Step Down

    The “leadership” of Dr. Rowan Williams seems to be coming to an end. The BBC reports: Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has announced he is to stand down in December. He…

  7. 16 Mar

    Predictions, Just Because

    For no other reason than I want to make them. You figure out about which ones I am serious and which ones are tongue in cheek… or something. Predictions!! Within the next…

  8. 15 Mar

    St. Patrick’s Day Changed to O’Green Day at School

    This is just so laughably politically correct. St. Patrick’s Day is probably the least religious holiday with the word “Saint” in it. It’s about as religious as Arbor day and twice as…