Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 25 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 14 Nov

    Seriously. The Most Biased Media Ever.

    In 2008, I reached a personal tipping point. Whereas I used to get worked up over media bias. But it was so over the top in 2008’s run up to the election…

  2. 14 Nov

    Sensus Fideliwhat?

    You hear it all the time. 137% of all Catholics contracept. 11 Catholics out of 10 contracept. (Their numbers, not mine.) And then when you say that the Church still says it’s…

  3. 14 Nov

    The Machine That Changes Everything

    One day, somebody, somewhere will invent the machine that changes everything. What if one day, somebody, somewhere was last month, in Italy and the guy is named Rossi? If you haven’t heard…

  4. 14 Nov

    Can Feminists Get Angrier?

    Gloria Steinem told the Guardian newspaper that feminist pro-choice types “need to get much angrier.’ Is that possible? Asking feminists to get angrier is like: Asking Richard Simmons to get less manlyAsking…

  5. 12 Nov

    Sebelius Spites Bishops Over Abortion

    We know how vampires don’t like daylight. Well, the bishops and now a group of U.S. Senators are pulling HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius out into daylight. And yeah, Sebelius is the vampire…

  6. 12 Nov

    EEG Finds Consciousness in Patients In Vegetative State

    You know how anti death penalty advocates say that if it could proven that an innocent man were executed that America would be so outraged that they’d abolish the death penalty immediately.…

  7. 11 Nov

    Joe Paterno Is a Good Man

    When I grew up my father and all my brothers watched football on Saturday. Our team was Notre Dame and we pretty much viewed all the other teams (especially Miami) as evil.…

  8. 11 Nov

    Daddy Cooks

    My wife was out tonight so dinner was up to me. Now what do kids like better than breakfast for dinner? So I baked up a nice pumpkin yeast bread from scratch…