Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 29 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 04 Feb

    Planned Parenthood Must Hate Lila Rose

    In the latest episode of pro-lifers favorite sitcom “When Lila Rose Attacks: The Planned Parenthood Chronicles” a massive but intentional miscommunication occurs where the Planned Parenthood employee believes that Lila’s friend is…

  2. 04 Feb

    Mom Jailed For Not Writing Absent Notes

    Maybe we should start homeschooling our five children. Although the idea of my wife getting dragged off to the slammer for a few hours for failure to write absent notes is quite…

  3. 04 Feb

    God Given or Government Given Rights?

    “We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the…

  4. 03 Feb

    An Open Letter to “New Advent” Editor

    Dear Kevin Knight, As you are the editor of New Advent I am imploring you to justify yourself immediately to CMR. I was surfing the world wide interwebs today and I thought…

  5. 03 Feb

    Notre Dame Law Prof Says CMR’s Wrong

    Richard W. Garnett, a professor of law and associate dean at the Notre Dame Law School, differs with me on whether Governor Daniels is supportable by pro-lifers. Garnett’s pro-life and like many…

  6. 03 Feb

    A Most Amazing Breakthrough – Skin Gun

    This is truly an amazing breakthrough. As we all know, getting burned is one of the most horrific injuries one can sustain. A remarkable new therapy may change that forever. Watch this…

  7. 03 Feb

    Personalities Of The Catholic Combox

    The comment box in the blogosphere, or combox, is the wild wild west of the internet. In the combox you can and will meet all kinds of strange and wondrous characters. The…

  8. 02 Feb

    Want Some Smut with Your Groceries?

    I shield my kids from television and the internet pretty well. But nothing prepared me for the checkout counter. We’ve all been at the checkout counter. I’m assuming most of our readers…

  9. 02 Feb

    CMR Calls “A Truce” on Daniels’ Campaign

    Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels is once again reiterating his plea to call a truce on all those pesky social issues until the economic problems of America are worked out. He said you…

  10. 02 Feb

    We Gotta Convert These Dudes

    There had been some speculation that they were a hoax. I guess not. The Brazilian Gov’t has just released more pictures of that undiscovered tribe in Peru. The Brazilian government and tribal…