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Obama’s Faith Based Economics

It seems that enough Senators have agreed on an economic stimulus plan of at least $780 billion. President Obama insists that the bill will rescue the U.S. economy from sinking into an even deeper recession. Three Republicans agreed to join… Continue Reading →

Faith Based Office Now “Family Planning”

My father used to say there aren’t many problems that couldn’t be solved with a little duct tape. But liberals today seem to think there’s nothing that can’t be solved by condoms. Condoms are the liberal ShamWOW! It’ll clean up… Continue Reading →

White House Has Worst Case of Hiccups Evah!

We keep being told that this White House transition has been seamless. Every misstep and lie they’re caught in is referred to as a “hiccup” by the media, telling us that it’s not a big deal. Move along. Nothing to… Continue Reading →

Obama’s a Jerk

So, in an interview with Matt Lauer yesterday, President Barack Obama essentially called Jessica Simpson fat. I’m not kidding. According to Gateway Pundit: During his pre-Super Bowl interview with Matt Lauer Barack Obama joked about Jessica Simpson’s weight. LAUER: And… Continue Reading →

Obama and the Scorpion

Barack Obama gave his first interview to an Arab media source. Sounds pretty stupid for an American President to give his first interview not in America but Obama’s got his plan and I don’t understand it. I don’t think I’ve… Continue Reading →

Best Example of Media Bias… in Days

This is truly one of the clearest examples of media bias I’ve seen in a long time…at least since last week, anyway. President Barack Obama walks into a window because he thought it was a door. If the media had… Continue Reading →

Why Were UFO’s at the Inauguration?

So lots of folks out there are pretty disturbed by a UFO attending the Inaugural. CMR thinks there are several reasonable explanations: 10) They were actually looking for Dennis Kucinich but he was wearing his tinfoil hat so he couldn’t… Continue Reading →

New Age of Bipartisanship?

So this must be the new age of bipartisanship everyone’s talking about. The only thing Obama left out was the Touchdown Shuffle. Now, just imagine yourself that George W. Bush had said this to congressional Democrats. The screams of indignation… Continue Reading →

Irony is An Obama Baby Boom

The Daily Mail offers this without irony: The outpouring of euphoric optimism currently gripping the U.S. following the inauguration of Barack Obama may yet result in a baby boom towards the end of this year.An ‘Obama baby boom’ may sound… Continue Reading →

Applauding Obama?

So my nine year old comes home from school…Catholic school…yesterday and she says that the teachers hooked up a television in the cafeteria for the Inauguration. They were given the option of going over to watch it or staying at… Continue Reading →

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