Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 11 Jan

    The Inigo Montoya Abortion Defense

    The New York Times reports that Tennessee Harold Ford is looking to be the next Senator from…New York? Yup. Well New York brought it on themselves by electing a former First Lady…

  2. 11 Jan

    Its The Condesscension Stupid

    By now you have seen and heard about Senate Majority leaders unbelievably stupid remarks about Barack Obama in which he called him a “light-skinned” African American with no discernible “Negro dialect, unless…

  3. 11 Jan

    The Big Time

    Matthew and I are debating whether we should get our own posse or get some of those over-sized sunglasses designed to keep us from being recognized, now that we are big time.…

  4. 10 Jan

    Kevin Archbold—Requiescat In Pace

    Requiescat In PaceKevin Archbold 1966-2010 Catholic, Husband, Father, Brother, Son, Friend, and very funny man. You will be missed. Thank you to everyone who prayed for our brother Kevin. If you would,…

  5. 09 Jan

    Something Happened on the Way to Damascus

    Why do I despise the Republican Party? Charlie Crist is as good an answer as I can come up with right now. Charlie Crist is what some call a “moderate Republican.” That…

  6. 08 Jan

    Elvis Fail

    Today is Elvis’ birthday. So…kinda’ sorry about this. This guy looks like they mixed Elvis’ DNA with a rodent’s and filmed it as it had a seizure. I’m sure Elvis would be…

  7. 08 Jan

    Together At Last: Planned Parenthood and ACLU

    Imagine the two worst people you’ve ever met getting together on a blind date and hitting it off famously. That’s what this is kind of like. For years the ACLU has been…

  8. 08 Jan

    Christians Abused By Orthodox Jews

    Christian Churches and Christians in Jerusalem have recently been the victims of a number of anti-Christian attacks by ‘ultra-Orthodox’ Jews. [Haaretz] These churches are located outside the Old City walls and in…

  9. 08 Jan

    Confessionals Out, Pagan Art Gallery In

    Oh boy. I don’t even know where to start with this one. This story is just a microcosm of so much that’s wrong with so many of our “Catholic” universities. The Jesuit…

  10. 07 Jan

    Creationism Fail

    From the very funny Failblog comes this little diddy. Some kids are going on a field trip the Rocks and Mineral Festival (BYOB by the way). In order to attend the lil…