Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 16 Dec

    Wanna’ Know How Warped We Are?

    A San Juan woman is under arrest. What did she do? I warn you this is horrible so you may want to just skip this story. a mother-to-be took Xanax that she’d…

  2. 16 Dec

    2nd Grader Suspended Over Drawing of Jesus

    By now, many of you have likely heard about this story where a second grader was suspended from school for drawing a picture of Jesus and forced to see some kind of…

  3. 15 Dec

    John & Yoko: Flat Earthers

    I found myself in a bizarro world. John and Yoko dismiss the scare over over-population. ht to Remnant

  4. 15 Dec

    Man Created Limbo

    Limbo was defined as the pious speculation of a place where babies who have died without baptism spend eternity in a state of “natural happiness” but not in the presence of God.…

  5. 15 Dec

    Vox Nova Patriotism Fail

    Gosh, I make it a point not to visit Vox Nova often as it is a very silly place. It is just so darn convenient when your religious beliefs coincide with your…

  6. 15 Dec

    Historical Failures Grade Themselves

    When asked how he’d grade himself after Waterloo, Napoleon famously said, “A good solid B +” and then promptly got on the bus to Elba. Right before the end of the Battle…

  7. 14 Dec

    McClatchy Hates Babies & Bush

    Media bias stories bore me, and thus I discriminate about which bias I cover. This McClatchy story got my attention. It has the perfunctory “It’s all Bush’s fault,” that all media bias…

  8. 14 Dec

    Blast From the Past

    CMR is known for its parodies. But I promise you, this is not a parody. It comes from a book published by the Liturgical Conference in 1969 called Manual of Celebration by…

  9. 14 Dec

    Dad Barred from Taking Child to Church?

    CBS3 in Chicago reports that a judge has legally barred a father from taking his child to Church because, according to the mother, a Christian Service would “confuse” the child and cause…

  10. 14 Dec

    First Tiger and Now This!

    First Tiger Woods and now this. CBS is reporting that the New England Patriots mascot has been arrested for prostitution related crimes. Oh the horror! Can the sports world take yet another…