Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 03 Jun

    Pres: We’re Not Christian Nation, We’re Muslim!

    Remember when dear leader Presidente Obama said that America is not a Christian nation? I couldn’t imagine why he said that. (I had lots of theories) But now it’s clear. We’re a…

  2. 03 Jun

    Real Problems – Useless Responses

    “Hoover Dam Breaks – People Urged To Bring Buckets and Towels” “Giant Asteroid Headed For Manhattan – People Advised To Hide in Basements” “Use of Confession at All Time Low – Vatican…

  3. 02 Jun

    Pizza Cake

    Last night as we finished eating dinner, my wife asked the children if they wanted ice cream or a piece of cake for dessert. Well, the four year old boy absolutely flips…

  4. 02 Jun

    Love Us? Hate Us? Vote For Us!

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  5. 02 Jun

    Do You have Pray-Dar?

    According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Gay-dar is now officially a word. It’s the ability of gay people to spot each other. And now Christopher Hitchens said that as an atheist he…

  6. 01 Jun

    Government Motors New Models

    Just hours after the Government takeover, GM announces new models. GMC ANWRRequires oil but has no place to put it. GM FannieMaeWorks fine when going up hill but falls apart when going…

  7. 01 Jun

    Dad vs. World Problems Solving Matt

    Yesterday was not a good day. And it seems like we’ve had a long string of not so good days with the murder of George Tiller, North Korea perfecting its long range…

  8. 01 Jun

    No ‘Except’ Catholics Today, No Exceptions

    The test is not in the easy cases but the hard ones. Are you pro-life? Are you against torture? Do you believe completely in what the Church teaches or are you one…

  9. 01 Jun

    Are Two Jews Too Many of the Court?

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