Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 12 Feb

    Joe the Plumber or Julio the Burger Flipper?

    Sometimes it’s all so simple. Choosing sides, I mean. There were two questions in recent months that made the media stand up and notice. On the one hand, you’ve got Joe the…

  2. 12 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 11, 2009

    Williamson Unfairly Attacked—Yes, you read that right. In an effort to pile on, media lies. Joe Biden in a Meat Suit—It’s just Darwinism. The cool kid mocked Joe. So the wanna-be’s follow…

  3. 11 Feb

    Williamson Unfairly Attacked

    Yes, you read that right. Now, as anyone who reads this website knows, I am no fan of Bishop Williamson and have often advocated that he be immediately retired to a dog…

  4. 11 Feb

    Joe Biden in a Meat Suit

    President Obama intentionally initiated a golden age of Biden gaffes for the next few years by throwing his Vice President to the wolves during his national press conference Monday. It’s truly a…

  5. 11 Feb

    Not Pope Joan Again?

    No No No No No. There have been rumors that the nonsensical non-historical legend of Pope Joan is being made into a movie. Blech. IMDB shows that John Goodman is attached. I…

  6. 11 Feb

    Mary, Falling From Grace

    If you needed any more evidence that our culture is secularizing, I submit this. Of the most popular baby names in America, Mary doesn’t even make the top ten anymore, according to…

  7. 11 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 10, 2008

    Fr. Barron on Gran Torino (spolier alert!)—Dissects Clint Eastwood’s latest. Do You Suffer from ‘Ideological Blockage?’—Obama diagnoses millions with “ideological blockage.” You Cast Sarah Palin: The Movie!—Cating call for pretty actresses who…

  8. 10 Feb

    Do You Suffer from ‘Ideological Blockage?’

    The nation’s Healer, Barack Obama, diagnosed 46 percent of Americans in last night’s national press conference as sufferers of a newly discovered disease called “ideological blockage.” When asked about those who are…

  9. 10 Feb

    You Cast Sarah Palin: The Movie!

    In the great tradition of making movies that offend half the country, Hollywood is now considering making a movie about Sarah Palin. You just know this will be a fair and even…