Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 24 Jan

    Ex-Communication Lifted

    Decree of the Congregation for Bishops By way of a letter of December 15, 2008 addressed to His Eminence Cardinal Dario Castrillón Hoyos, President of the Pontifical Commission Ecclesia Dei, Mons. Bernard…

  2. 24 Jan

    Why Were UFO’s at the Inauguration?

    So lots of folks out there are pretty disturbed by a UFO attending the Inaugural. CMR thinks there are several reasonable explanations: 10) They were actually looking for Dennis Kucinich but he…

  3. 24 Jan

    New Age of Bipartisanship?

    So this must be the new age of bipartisanship everyone’s talking about. The only thing Obama left out was the Touchdown Shuffle. Now, just imagine yourself that George W. Bush had said…

  4. 24 Jan

    Today On CMR – January 23, 2009

    Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’—Federal judge now outlaws moment of silence because someone might try to pray. Williamson In A NUTshell—The only paragraph you will ever need to read on the Bonkers Bishop.…

  5. 23 Jan

    Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’

    A federal judge, clearly responding to an urgent threat of “Secondhand Jesus” infecting young people today, ruled that a state law requiring a moment of silence in public schools is unconstitutional, saying…

  6. 23 Jan

    Williamson In A NUTshell

    Over the past tow years I have written many times about Bishop Richard Williamson of the SSPX. I have expended many words and used up many pixels on many screens voicing my…

  7. 23 Jan

    Benjamin Gump Or Forrest Button?

    The Curious Case of Forrest Gump – watch more funny videos This is pretty hilarious. It’s also pretty embarrassing for the folks who made the Benjamin Button movie. These two movies seem…

  8. 23 Jan

    Today On CMR – January 22, 2009

    Terrorists to Pennsylvania?—Close Gitmo and send them to Pennsylvania? Irony is An Obama Baby Boom—Hey! Wait, shouldn’t it be called a “blob of tissue” boom? Life, Potential Or Not—ProLife video generating heat…

  9. 22 Jan

    Terrorists to Pennsylvania?

    President Obama seems like he’s going to close down Gitmo. So what to do with all the captured al-Qaeda? Lunatic Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. Jack Murtha has now volunteered to house them in…

  10. 22 Jan

    Irony is An Obama Baby Boom

    The Daily Mail offers this without irony: The outpouring of euphoric optimism currently gripping the U.S. following the inauguration of Barack Obama may yet result in a baby boom towards the end…