After a grueling and expensive study, CMR Laboratories (meaning my brother and I) has discovered a link between children with perfect attendance records and sicknesses that ravage entire schools. It’s no secret…
Luxembourg just pushed a euthanasia bill over the protestations of their Catholic monarch, who paid the price for his opposition. According to Fox News, the very liberal parliament voted to pass a…
In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree…
Retooning The Nativity—The first Christmas may not be how you pictured it! Being There Is All You Can Do—The hardest lesson of my short career in parenting. Good Kids See Santa, Naughty…
My daughter coughed in her sleep and my eyes opened. Still dark. Sitting up already on the couch, I thought (hoped?) that it had to be nearing morning as my eyes strained…
A new art studio in the Philippines is prominently exhibiting a nasty picture of Pope Benedict, says BWO. It’s called “Year of the Rat.” In case you can’t make it out, at…
Pay To Pray Scandal—The scandal about to Rock Rome! Public Millionaires — Secret Saints—Fox show reveals the secret saints among us. No Similarities Here—What’s the difference between ransom and bailouts anyway? Are…
On the heels of the shocking revelations about Gov. Rod Blagojevich in the Illinois Pay to Play scandal, CMR Investigations has uncovered an even more shocking scandal. CMR has uncovered a transcript…
