Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 18 Jun

    Catholic Charities Helps Girl Obtain Abortion

    Pro Ecclesia is reporting that federal authorities are investigating the actions of a Catholic charity in Richmond Virginia which helped a 16-year-old Guatemalan girl to receive an abortion in January, in possible…

  2. 18 Jun

    First Awkward Conversation of the Gay Marriage Era

    The first awkward conversation of the gay marriage era occurred yesterday on the couch of a suburban California home shortly after two gay men watched the news together about the first same…

  3. 18 Jun

    Pro-Life Advocate “Lynched”

    Recently in Florida, some Bishops protested the new translation of the Roman Missal saying it included words too difficult for us dunderheads. Among the byzantine words that supposedly soar above our working…

  4. 18 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 17, 2008

    My Ears Turn Off—Perfect Ears Means Big Punishments I’m A Kitty Genovese American—When the world was on fire, what side were you on? The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons—Rationalization of the absurd does…

  5. 17 Jun

    My Ears Turn Off

    Overheard: Six year old to younger sister: You never hear anything.Five year old: I know. It’s weird. Sometimes my ears turn off when people start talking to me. This is completely believable…

  6. 17 Jun

    I’m A Kitty Genovese American

    Maybe I’m in a mood but I fear that we’re losing. But then again maybe we always were. Maybe we’re supposed to lose in order to get better later. Right now, same…

  7. 17 Jun

    The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons

    Some words just do not belong together. When two words with seemingly opposite meanings are juxtaposed we call it an oxymoron. When someone does it in defense of an indefensible position, plain…

  8. 17 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 16, 2008

    Watch This and Save Your Marriage—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures. Sects and the Committee—Fundamentalism comes in…

  9. 16 Jun

    Watch This and Save Your Marriage

    At your 50th wedding anniversary brunch, friends and neighbors will ask you the secret to staying married. First, you’ll say, “don’t marry someone of the same sex” but then second you can…

  10. 16 Jun

    EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders

    With the demographics of Europe in free fall, some social experts and scientists from Europe traveled to America last week on a fact finding mission to discover why America’s population was stable…