Have you ever suffered from Male Economic Dysfunction? Are you frustrated because economic conditions in your small town have not improved? Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the…
Daniel Burke at the Washington Post thinks that President Bush might be pulling a Tony Blair. Burke tells of the Catholic based culture that rules the west wing and some other lingering…
Barack Belittle Barack No Slick—A small poem in honor of Barack Obama for sticking his foot in his mouth. Cage Match: Pope Benedict vs. Diversity—Newsday pits Benedict against the modern world. Keeping…
In this corner we have the man in white – the man who struck fear in the heart of liberal theologians everywhere whose mission was the Inquisition. Aided by the Holy Spirit…
I’m a man. So therefore I keep score. Of everything. I could go days upon days secretly tallying my efforts and comparing them to my wife’s efforts. In my mind, she typically…
Last October I wrote a story about a letter that Bishop Murphy of the Diocese of Rockville Centre wrote to my pastor. In the letter, Bishop Murphy lamented the comportment of the…
I wrote the other day about the nightmare first communion rehearsal. In it, I described a song performed by the children in the sanctuary that … Then the children proceeded to the…
Shine On You Crazy Jesus—Some video proof of my first communion nightmare. A First Communion Nightmare—I need to tell you a story. It is not a nice story. The horror of my…