Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 15 Apr

    Obama’s Bitter Pill™

    Have you ever suffered from Male Economic Dysfunction? Are you frustrated because economic conditions in your small town have not improved? Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the…

  2. 15 Apr

    Closet Catholic In the White House?

    Daniel Burke at the Washington Post thinks that President Bush might be pulling a Tony Blair. Burke tells of the Catholic based culture that rules the west wing and some other lingering…

  3. 15 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 14, 2008

    Barack Belittle Barack No Slick—A small poem in honor of Barack Obama for sticking his foot in his mouth. Cage Match: Pope Benedict vs. Diversity—Newsday pits Benedict against the modern world. Keeping…

  4. 14 Apr

    Barack Belittle Barack No Slick

    Barack belittleBarack no slickBarack in trouble with them called hicks Barack let flyBarack bad quotesBarack give Hillary a lot more votes.

  5. 14 Apr

    Cage Match: Pope Benedict vs. Diversity

    In this corner we have the man in white – the man who struck fear in the heart of liberal theologians everywhere whose mission was the Inquisition. Aided by the Holy Spirit…

  6. 14 Apr

    Keeping Score

    I’m a man. So therefore I keep score. Of everything. I could go days upon days secretly tallying my efforts and comparing them to my wife’s efforts. In my mind, she typically…

  7. 14 Apr

    Tabernacle Back Where It Belongs

    Last October I wrote a story about a letter that Bishop Murphy of the Diocese of Rockville Centre wrote to my pastor. In the letter, Bishop Murphy lamented the comportment of the…

  8. 14 Apr

    Shine On You Crazy Jesus

    I wrote the other day about the nightmare first communion rehearsal. In it, I described a song performed by the children in the sanctuary that … Then the children proceeded to the…

  9. 14 Apr

    Weekend on CMR – April 12-13, 2008

    Shine On You Crazy Jesus—Some video proof of my first communion nightmare. A First Communion Nightmare—I need to tell you a story. It is not a nice story. The horror of my…

  10. 12 Apr

    A First Communion Nightmare

    I need to tell you a story. It is not a nice story. It is a wee bit long but please see it through to the end. On these pages I have…