Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 19 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 29 Apr

    Hilarious. Jeopardy Champ Accused of White Power Symbol

    This is seriously the stupidest thing I’ve ever written about. And I’ve written about my kids so that’s really saying something. A group of 467 alleged former Jeopardy! participants issued an open…

  2. 26 Apr

    Is Scientism the New Religion?

    Can you think of any religious figure who is offered such reverence and esteem as Dr. Anthony Fauci? I can’t. The National Pulse: Huxley believed mass media would spur faster acceptance of…

  3. 23 Apr

    The Archbolds and the Case of the Missing Air Pump

    My thirteen year old daughter shoots baskets in the driveway incessantly. Hundreds of shots per day. Elbow in, fingertips on the ball, snap the wrist and SWISH! But last night she left…

  4. 21 Apr

    Nobody Expects the Atheist Inquisition!!!

    This is just priceless. I don’t know how to explain the sound of my schadenfreudian giggle but believe me it’s happening right now. PJ Media: Sometimes, atheists can be downright religious. On…

  5. 21 Apr

    The Problem Christians and Atheists Have

    The problem with evangelizing atheism is hope. It is, in fact, an outlook completely devoid of hope. The problems Christians have to deal with are evil and pain. If you believe in…