Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 24 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 09 May

    Notre Dame Honors Biden and Boehner’s Civility. Heh.

    The University of Notre Dame is honoring Vice President Joe Biden and former Speaker John Boehner for their “service to the church and society” through their “civility,” “respectful dialogue” and avoidance of…

  2. 07 May

    FIrst Muslim Miss USA Converts to Christianity

    Rima Fakih, the first Muslim to become Miss USA in 2010, is now converting to Christianity, according to Fox News. She’s getting ready to marry a Christian and recently dropped a Bible…

  3. 06 May

    Cardinal Lehmann Says Orthodoxy is Overrated

    Wait, what? I remember when Pat and I used to look at stories like these in a point and laugh manner. But it’s just too pervasive to be funny anymore, isn’t it?…

  4. 05 May

    KFC Introduces Chicken Flavored Nail Polish

    Yuck. No word yet on whether its original or crispy style. I remember when my boy kept sucking his thumb everyone told me to put something nasty on this thumb so he…