Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 16 Oct

    Dear Combox Psychos

    Dear Combox Psychos, If you think that one day I am a doom and gloom reactionary rad-trad Francis hater and the next day you think I am a progressive pansy Francis defender…

  2. 16 Oct

    College Student Video: God is Gay and Mary a Lesbian

    This video is going sorta’ viral. And it’s just so stupid. I mean just so stupid. This college student from North Carolina is just saying random things that sound like things liberals…

  3. 15 Oct

    Dear SSPX: Shut Up & Pray

    It is no secret that I am sympathetic to many of the issues that the SSPX hold dear and I was very desirous of their recognition last year and I was disappointed…

  4. 15 Oct

    Most Inappropriate Question of Catholic QB…Ever

    ESPN Magazine fired a number of questions from fans at San Diego QB Phillip Rivers. One of them is wildly inappropriate. Rivers, you may know, is a pretty serious Catholic. He’s got…

  5. 15 Oct

    5 Famous Poets Who Converted to Catholicism

    It doesn’t matter if they were atheists, modernists, or satirists, each found a home in the Catholic Church. Eventually. You can read their amazing stories at my piece at The National Catholic…

  6. 14 Oct

    Zero-Tolerance Nazis Strike Again

    It seems almost every week we have a story about an irrational school district making an absurd decision based upon some ludicrous zero-tolerance policy. This one takes the cake. A young lady…

  7. 14 Oct

    Victory Is Mine!!!!!!!!

    Behold!! The first of thousands!!!! I checked this morning and found nothing. But my 10 yr old son, who checks multiple times a day, checked shortly afterwards and found this!!! He called…

  8. 14 Oct

    The Archbold Vomitorium

    My six year old daughter was sick and home from school the other day. She had thrown up a massive amount right on the living room rug. I think I saw a…

  9. 12 Oct

    Movie Quiz

    Name me a movie with the following actors. Bill Paxton Mykelti Williamson Willem Dafoe and Diane Lane Hint: One of the worst acted movies ever. Hint 2: Awesome soundtrack! *subhead*Off.*subhead*