Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 11 Oct

    Laziest Chickens in the World

    I think I have the laziest chickens in the world. They were 22 weeks old yesterday and still no eggs. Let me be clear, there will be no negotiation. They start giving…

  2. 11 Oct

    So Much for Infallibility, Huh?

    Hey, they spelled Elvis’ name wrong on his tombstone and that set off a generation of conspiracy kooks. Spelling Jesus’ name wrong on a Vatican coin will likely create more. Someone send…

  3. 10 Oct

    Christian Billboard to Atheists: Thank God You’re Wrong

    This is actually pretty clever. As you know, we’ve been inundated with atheist billboards. Well, the group Answers in Genesis has this billboard up in Times Square and somewhere in San Francisco…

  4. 10 Oct

    A Touching Story Of My Future, Sorta

    I dunno why, I always find these stories very touching. SPANISH FORK, Utah (AP) — A Utah couple who lived 63 years together died within hours of each other last week. The…

  5. 10 Oct

    Restaurant Offers Unconsecrated Host on a Burger

    A restaurant is offering a “Ghost” burger, which features an unconsecrated communion wafer. Jerks. What else can you say? Jerks. I love when people do something like this and they act all…

  6. 09 Oct

    College Prof: Dogs are People

    Gregory Berns, a professor of neuroeconomics at Emory University, wrote a piece in The New York Times saying that after studying dogs brains for a while he’s willing to say “Dogs are…