Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 11 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 19 Apr

    Habemus Papam Punk!

    Six years ago yesterday, little Fr. Dickie McBrien, the prognosticator of prognosticators, opined to the WaPo that a certain German Cardinal had zero chance of becoming Pope. “I think this homily shows…

  2. 19 Apr

    Station 6 from Leonard Porter

    Now that we have entered Holy Week, CMR offers new meditations based on the set of the Stations of the Cross recently completed by New York painter Leonard Porter. Station 6 shows…

  3. 19 Apr

    Help The Crescat Go to Rome!

    The Crescat has been chosen to go to Rome for the big blog meeting. She needs a little help getting there so if you can help her out please check her out.…

  4. 19 Apr

    Puberty Blockers for Confused Pre-Teens?

    Remember the good ol’ days when the baby came out of the womb you looked down and could announce, “you have a baby boy” or “You’ve got a girl.” Well, it turns…

  5. 19 Apr

    Shutting The Door To Salvation On May 21

    Starting May 22nd, I am so getting a dirt bike and maybe a tattoo. Oh, on second thought maybe I will just beat up Duran Duran or the cast of Glee. Oh,…

  6. 18 Apr

    Station Five from Leonard Porter

    Now that we have entered Holy Week, CMR offers new meditations based on the set of the Stations of the Cross recently completed by New York painter Leonard Porter. In Station Five,…

  7. 18 Apr

    Another Reason to Hate the Media

    OK. This is awful. The first three minutes or so are just buildup for the coming debacle. But I love the anchor just laughing at this idiot reporter. But this isn’t the…

  8. 18 Apr

    Station Four from Leonard Porter

    Now that we have entered Holy Week, CMR offers new meditations based on the set of the Stations of the Cross recently completed by New York painter Leonard Porter. (Mr. Porter recently…

  9. 18 Apr

    Greatest Quote About Europe Since Churchill

    Print this story out. Fold it up. Put it somewhere safe. In 50 years when people are wondering what the heck happened to Europe you can put your teeth in, change your…