Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 12 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 19 Jan

    Vatican Irish Abuse Coverup?

    Many news outlets are reporting that there is a “smoking gun” letter from the “Vatican” that instructed them not to report abuse claims and threatened them with repercussions. At the time of…

  2. 19 Jan

    Judge John Roll, Hero

    We’ve reported before that Judge John Roll seemed like a good Catholic family man. Now it seems he died attempting to protect another shooting victim, according to video of the Tuscon shooting…

  3. 19 Jan

    True Grit Like You Have Never Heard It

    I think the world of Fr. Barron. His review of True Grit (spoilers included) is a perfect example of what is so great about him. He sees the mystical in the mundane,…

  4. 18 Jan

    NAACP Puts George Washington in a Box

    Wow. An NAACP celebration honoring Martin Luther King Day put a statue of George Washington in a box. No official word yet on why our Founding Father was boxed but I’m thinking…

  5. 18 Jan

    Your Permanent Record Has Gone PC

    Remember how in school teachers would threaten you with some infraction becoming part of your PERMANENT RECORD!!!!! And even back then we thought to ourselves it’s all a big fat lie. We…

  6. 18 Jan

    Condoms Should Come with Capes

    To the progressive mind, there’s nothing condoms can’t do. It’s true. The belief that synthetic rubber birth control has the ability to cure any and all of humanity’s ills is a bedrock…

  7. 18 Jan

    Gotta’ See This One

    Normally I ignore anything that goes down on MSNBC but Chris Matthews was honored by my alma mater, a Catholic university, so I get especially annoyed at the embarrassing things he does.…

  8. 17 Jan

    Its On Like Donkey Kong!

    Oh, its on like Donkey Kong! Mess with the bull, you get the horns!! Or something like that. Jimmy Akin, the ginger-haired sage at the National Catholic Register, has called me to…

  9. 17 Jan

    Animal Shoots Hunter

    You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially. It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice…

  10. 17 Jan

    Santo Not So Subito!

    The cries echoes up from the piazza, Santo Subito! Santo Subito! Sainthood Now! I can guarantee one thing, no one will ever hear that phrase pass my lips. I like mail, doctor’s…