Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 21 Oct

    The Monstrous Russ Feingold

    Russ Feingold has been sounding awful conservative recently. But let’s not forget who he really is. Watch this monstrous exchange and don’t be fooled.

  2. 20 Oct

    A Strawberry Flavored Apocalypse

    Yup. The EPA is telling your kids at school that juice boxes are weapons against the Earth. That’s right. Your kids at lunchtime are drinking strawberry flavored apocalypse. And you don’t even…

  3. 20 Oct

    Raymond Cardinal Burke et al

    Archbishop Burke will now be Raymond Cardinal Burke. Huzzah. Remember all those stories about how he was sent to Rome to minimize him, sent to Rome as a punishment. Well at 62…

  4. 20 Oct

    Daddy’s Little Girl

    Fade in. A very important looking man sits in a chair. A little blond girl scampers into his lap. The man looks lovingly at the girl. “Hi, princess.” “Hi Daddy!” “I love…

  5. 20 Oct

    Obama Omits “Creator” Again

    You know, I’m starting to think this is a thing. Weasel Zippers reports that Barack Obama omitted the “Creator” as the source of his “unalienable rights” on Monday at a fundraiser for…

  6. 20 Oct

    Most Awkward C-SPAN Moments…Evah

    OK. What’s the lesson here for Jonah Goldberg. Don’t invite two people who just broke up to sit on your panel. ON C-SPAN!!! Libertarian panelist Todd Seavey blindsides his ex-girlfriend and Social…

  7. 19 Oct

    Vatican Newspaper: Homer is Catholic

    This drives me crazy for two reasons. I haven’t seen the actual piece but L’Osservatore Romano seems to have declared that Homer Simpson is Catholic. I know. I’m getting this from the…

  8. 19 Oct

    Church Blackmails Pols With Excommunication

    We’re told all the time by politicians how irrelevant the Church is to people’s lives but then why do those same politicians attack the Church all the time. A Polish government minister…

  9. 19 Oct

    Life Is Not a Slippery Slope

    I heard two women arguing yesterday. One was pro-life and the other was pro-choice. I could see that the pro-life woman was truly distressed to learn her friend/acquaintance was pro-choice but the…