Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 7 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 29 Sep

    School Approves After School Satanic Club

    Headline: “School OK’s After School Satan Club.” Me: It’s about time. I mean, sheesh, we kicked God out decades ago. What took Satan so long? But the federal government is “worried” about…

  2. 29 Sep

    Poor Girl, Doesn’t Know She’s Priceless

    I guess nobody told her she was priceless. The Sun: A STUDENT is auctioning her virginity online so that she can raise enough money to study abroad. Ariana, 20, from Russia, is…

  3. 28 Sep

    The Most Radical Of Traditionalists

    Please go read my latest at the Remnant about the kind of radical traditionalism you hardly ever hear about. *subhead*You never hear about.*subhead*

  4. 28 Sep

    What Kaepernick Did To Lose USA Today’s Support

    This is hilarious. You see, bench warming football “player” Colin Kaepernick refused to stand for the National Anthem and he received support from the media. He wore socks that depicted police officers…

  5. 27 Sep

    Most Irresponsible Tweet of the Day

    Governor Howard Dean suggested that the reason we heard Donald Trump breathing through his nose is he’s a coke fiend. Seriously. That’s what he suggesting. Democrats will stop at nothing. Their end-justifies-the-means…

  6. 27 Sep

    Best Tardy Note Ever!

    This is just priceless. Seems like a good family. The mom dictated the note and the daughter wrote it out. Love this. *subhead*Teenager.*subhead*

  7. 27 Sep

    Lester Holt Lost, Trump Meh, Hillary was…Hillary

    Last night was a dud. It was pretty unsurprising. The only thing that surprised me, to be honest, is that Trump didn’t really go after it. He was kind of meh. Everything…

  8. 26 Sep

    Hey, The Left is Finally Excited About A Birth

    So, good news. The leftists are finally excited about a birth. Normally, they’re a heckuva’ lot more excited about the opening of an abortion clinic or some judge forcing taxpayers to fund…