Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 30 Oct

    Penn State May Be Full of Vampires

    You know me. I’m not one to make outlandish accusations but I think Penn State University may be filled with vampires. And not the angsty teen kind like in “Twilight.” But the…

  2. 29 Oct

    Bishops Call for Opposition to Obamacare!

    Wow! This is big news. For months the bishops have been threatening to oppose the healthcare legislation as long as it included abortion funding. But I didn’t expect this. Wonderful news. Catholic.org…

  3. 29 Oct

    Safe, Legal and Rare. And Funded!

    Pro-choice Democrat Rep. John Yarmuth was in a difficult position last night on Chris Matthews’ Hardball. This is interesting because it marks the first time a Democrat has felt uncomfortable on MSNBC…

  4. 29 Oct

    I Haven’t Been Called a Cannibal Since…

    I haven’t been called a cannibal since the 70’s. Firstly, I can explain what happened that day. The pizza guy wouldn’t deliver, my buddy was sleeping and I just thought “Wow, ten…

  5. 29 Oct

    Randall Terry Is Not Helping

    Randall Terry is running a contest on his website called the “Burn in Hell” Contest and he’s calling on pro-lifers to burn Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in effigy on Halloween, video…

  6. 28 Oct

    Pro-Life Stupak Says He’d Vote for Obamacare

    Well that was quick. You see, for a few hours today I believed in the existence of moderate Democrats. I really did. For years I thought of moderate Democrats as similar to…

  7. 28 Oct

    Obama Wasn’t Lying, He Was Imagining.

    Remember when Obama told the joint session of Congress in his speech: And one more misunderstanding I want to clear up — under our plan, no federal dollars will be used to…

  8. 28 Oct

    Ecumenism Is Dead, Long Live Ecumenism

    While many Anglicans worldwide are now occupied with understanding what orthodoxy demands of them, the balance are otherwise occupied. While playing a fanciful dirge at the funeral of failed ecumenism, Anglican Bishop…

  9. 28 Oct

    What’s the Deal With Chris West?

    Everywhere I go in the Catholic blogosphere somebody’s got an opinion on Chris West. Cheeky Pink Girl is defending him. Countless blogs including Steve Kellmeyer’s are very very upset with him. The…