Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 25 Feb

    Caption Contest

    “No, no, no. It’s not what you think. I just wanted to make the guy at 7-Eleven feel comfortable.”

  2. 25 Feb

    Most Difficult Job To Fill Is a Tie

    A study performed by the prestigious CMR Institute of the most difficult jobs to fill – even in these difficult economic times ended in a statistical tie for first place between Al…

  3. 25 Feb

    Bomb Threat Over Priest Removal

    You might remember Father Peter Kennedy who was pulled from his Australian parish but refused to leave because he’s too busy blessing homosexual couples, allowing women to preach, and selling books that…

  4. 25 Feb

    Obama’s State Of The Union: My Thoughts

    A few quick thoughts on Obama’s state of Obama speech. The whole time I am listening to it, I know he is lying and I suspect that he does too. Back in…

  5. 25 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 24, 2009

    ► Vote For CMR – Bloggers Choice Awards —Best Religion Blog—Best Humor Blog ◄ Scariest Quote from the White House—Human rights are on hold due to the crisis. Curious Case of Lenten…

  6. 24 Feb

    Scariest Quote from the White House

    On her first trip to Asia as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had the following to say concerning human rights: “our pressing on those issues can’t interfere with the global economic crisis,…

  7. 24 Feb

    Curious Case of Lenten Blogger

    CMR fave Erin Manning has a bee in her bonnet. Erin takes issue with the annual festival of Catholic bloggers who give up blogging (reading and/or writing) for lent. She says she…

  8. 24 Feb

    Holocausts and holocausts

    Just a quick note – As a Catholic, I am offended and embarrassed by Bishop Williamson’s much publicized denial of the Holocaust. But you know what irks me even more? It’s when…

  9. 24 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 23, 2009

    ► Vote For CMR – Bloggers Choice Awards —Best Religion Blog—Best Humor Blog ◄ Where Have You Gone Atticus Finch?—Hollywood no longer celebrates the American man. It’s Official: Dolan for NYC—Archbishop Dolan…