Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 09 Dec

    The Thought That Counts

    Each year when Christmas rolls around, I try to find my wife the perfect gift. This year it is a lock, in the bag, guaranteed. A home run. In previous years I…

  2. 09 Dec

    Today on CMR – December 8, 2008

    Dictionary Removes Christian Words—Gone are words like “sin” and “saint.” Replaced by “interdependent” and “biodegradable.” One Nation, Godless—Newsweek writer wants “Under God” removed from the pledge. Crazy Christmas—Rent Ralphie’s House or eat…

  3. 08 Dec

    Dictionary Removes Christian Words

    Many words associated with Christianity have been removed from a children’s dictionary in Britain. Come on! Tell me you’re surprised. Oxford University Press has excised words like “aisle,” “Saint,” “devil,” “bishop,” and…

  4. 08 Dec

    One Nation, Godless

    As David Waters (from the Newsweek On Faith Blog) would tell it, the clause “Under God” in the pledge of allegiance was added when we, as a nation, were in a pitched…

  5. 08 Dec

    Crazy Christmas

    Feeling a little Christmas-y right now so here are some crazy Christmas odds and ends I’ve seen around. 1) For the low low price of $5,250 you could’ve rented the original house…

  6. 08 Dec

    Weekend on CMR, December 6-7, 2008

    Words Mean Things: Billy Joel—Is it middle age or is Billy Joel anti-Catholic? Flashback: Benedictine Arrangement Variation—1976 children’s hand missal sheds light on reform before deform. When Politics Trump Christmas—Which message is…

  7. 07 Dec

    Words Mean Things: Billy Joel

    Recently I saw a concert by Billy Joel on, of all places, PBS. It was called “Modern Masters” or something like that. The show ended with “Only the Good Die Young.” I’m…

  8. 07 Dec

    Flashback: Benedictine Arrangement Variation

    I visited home for Thanksgiving and ran across the copyright 1974 children’s hand missal I was given when I received my first Holy Communion in 1976. I hadn’t seen it in years,…

  9. 07 Dec

    When Politics Trump Christmas

    Proving that the message of Christmas is lost on everyone, this story is just plain ol’ sad. According to theWashington Post, First Lady Laura Bush asked all members of Congress to pick…

  10. 06 Dec

    Wooden Plank on Mars

    An image sent back from the Red Planet has revealed an object bearing an uncanny resemblance to a wooden log. It was captured by the Mars Rover near the Endurance Crater. The…