Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 06 Dec

    Today on CMR – December 5, 2008

    Time Mag Compares Pope to Scrooge—Magazine goes way over the line. The Perfect Christmas CD—Our first ever Christmas song bleg. A Pirate Public Relations Problem—P.R. Disaster: Pirates seek gov’t ransom riding expensive…

  2. 05 Dec

    Time Mag Compares Pope to Scrooge

    I promise you that what you’re about to read is the most outrageous case of media bias you’ll see this year. It’s also major league anti-Catholic as well but they do that…

  3. 05 Dec

    The Perfect Christmas CD

    Alright here’s the deal. I’m burning a Christmas CD and I want Christmas songs. Not just good Christmas songs. I want the best. And yes, I want Christmas songs that are actually…

  4. 05 Dec

    A Pirate Public Relations Problem

    In an embarrassing public relations disaster, the pirates who seized control of a Saudi oil tanker arrived at the negotiating table to demand a payout wearing Gucci Ghutrahs, riding expensive horses with…

  5. 05 Dec

    This Post Is For Boys Only

    I am going to do something I usually don’t do. I am going to let something speak for itself. Honestly, I am not sure what I think about this. I know what…

  6. 05 Dec

    Today on CMR – December 4, 2008

    Actor Calls Jesus “Lord and Savior”—And it’s not Mel Gibson! Holy Sweat!—Holy relics, Obama style! The Floyd Landis Generation—American students are cheating…and the educational system has nothing to show for it. Bethlehem…

  7. 04 Dec

    Actor Calls Jesus “Lord and Savior”

    I’ve always liked Will Smith. He doesn’t seem as crazy as everyone else in Tinseltown. According to Newsmax: The No. 1 actor in Hollywood Will Smith knows about the antipathy many in…

  8. 04 Dec

    Holy Sweat!

    I bet you thought that now that Obama has tried to tamper expectations and has appointed the Clinton cabinet v2, all that the messiah worship nonsense would have faded by now. You…

  9. 04 Dec

    The Floyd Landis Generation

    A startling new study from the Josephson Institute, an ethics think tank in Los Angeles, reveals that 64 percent of today’s high school students report having cheated on a test in the…

  10. 04 Dec

    Bethlehem Embargo

    For 125 years the Salesians of Don Bosco have been producing wine to support pastoral and educational work among the poor of Bethlehem. The proceeds from the Cremisan winery, located in a…