Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 31 Mar

    Saying Goodbye To The National Catholic Register

    It is with some regret that I must inform you that my employment as a contributing blogger at the National Catholic Register has been terminated. Yup, they fired me. I am grateful…

  2. 31 Mar

    Doubling Down On Stupid

    I have no way of knowing whether the highly specific and alarming accusations against recently appointed Juan Barros Bishop of Osorno, in Chile, are true. But I can say with certainty that…

  3. 30 Mar

    New and Awesome: Abortion Spas

    Ok. It’s official. They’re desperate. An abortion spa. It’s kinda’ hilarious in that they say that they want to be upfront and aggressive in pushing the word “abortion” but really everything they’re…

  4. 27 Mar

    The Coming Schism Or The One Already Here?

    Everybody is so worried by what the trads will do in the wake of mercy-palooza that they fail to see the schism already here. Please read my latest at the Register The…

  5. 27 Mar

    No Murder Charge in Case of Baby Cut from Womb

    So intent on refusing to acknowledge life in the womb, idiot liberals refuse to charge a woman who cut a baby out of a mother’s womb with murder. Fox13 reports: A former…

  6. 27 Mar

    Best Breakfast Commercial Ever!!

    I love this. Egg McMuffin as Stalinist/Orwellian bread line. Good job Taco Bell. Awesome. Still, the sausage McGriddle shows the genius of the free market. *subhead*Cool.*subhead*