Ok. So I am going to do everything for my child, change their diaper, feed them, pick them up when they fall, teach them responsibility, teach them how to cook, and balance a checkbook,…so that they can leave me just when I need someone to change my diaper, feed me, pick me up when I fall, and help keep track of my bills.

Who came up with this system?

This love thing makes no sense. I guess it’s not supposed to.

*subhead*What?*subhead*