Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 10 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 12 Aug

    First Bert and Ernie and Now This…

    Oh, what’s happened to Sesame Street that I knew and loved? First there’s all this talk of Bert and Ernie getting married and now this!!!! If only Muppets could marry, stuff like…

  2. 11 Aug

    Towing Icebergs–We Totally Gotta Try This

    We like, totally have to try this. Computer Models Show that Towing an Iceberg to a Drought Area Could Actually Work Towing Icebergs to Fight Drought A 30-ton iceberg could provide water…

  3. 11 Aug

    Twin Reduction Horror

    It’s not an abortion. It’s not killing. It’s just a “reduction.” Well, if you read the New York Times, that’s the idea you’d come away with. I could write up the horror…

  4. 11 Aug

    Silly Liberal Pastor Alert

    Its been a while since we have perused the silliness that goes on in the local Church bulletins every week in the parishes of progressive dinosaurs across the land. Too long. So…

  5. 11 Aug

    Watch Out for Rick Perry’s ARMY OF GOD!!!

    Oh my goodness, start hiding atheists in your basement. Governor Rick Perry is mounting an ARMY OF GOD intent on taking over the country. Watch out!!! He’s going to establish himself as…

  6. 11 Aug

    How Social Issues Affect the Economy

    The San Francisco Chronicle asks Tamara Scott of Concerned Women for America why people should care about social issues in light of the 2012 election, which seems to be shaping up to…

  7. 10 Aug

    It’s a Outrage!!

    Al Sharpton attempts to read off a teleprompter on his new MSNBC show. Hilarity (and confusion) ensue. This is just too awesome not to share. I think they’d be better off giving…

  8. 10 Aug

    Party Mix for the Atheist Concert at Fort Bragg

    An atheist group says a secular concert planned in response to a Christian event is scheduled to occur on Fort Bragg. Rock Beyond Belief, featuring evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins, is scheduled for…