We like, totally have to try this.
Computer Models Show that Towing an Iceberg to a Drought Area Could Actually Work

You may have heard of this scheme before: during periods of serious drought, a huge tugboat or fleet of tugboats could be tethered to an iceberg and hauled to areas where water is scarce, providing drinking water and irrigation stores to stave off famine. The idea was originally floated by an engineer named Georges Mougin in the 1970s, and though it was laughed out of development back then, it’s enjoying a kind of renaissance today.
Dassault Systemes, the french software developer, has built a computer model of Mougin’s idea. And after 15 engineers ran the problem through their models, they found that the idea is more or less perfectly feasible. Towing an iceberg from somewhere around Newfoundland to the northwest coast of Africa would only take around five months and could still retain more than 60 percent of the iceberg’s mass.
August 11, 2011 at 8:31 pm
So now that the feasibility study is done, they can move forward to the environmental impact study.
I'm sure enviro-whackos will note all sorts of negatives to such an endeavor…pollution caused by the tug boats, extinction of some sea slug that lives only on that particular iceberg, preventing the reduction of excess population in the area undergoing drought, and so forth.
August 11, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Most enviro-whackos, as you call them (I like name "eco-mentalists" myself), are really not-so-secret Malthusians so they're bound to find an excuse to let people continue to die in the name of saving some obscure fish that can only survive under icebergs.
August 11, 2011 at 11:38 pm
Save the icebergs! How dare you tow away the majestic plateaus whereupon the penguins and polar bears frolic? Where in the hell are the lemmings going to jump from?
How I wish Matt Damon were president so that this madness could be stopped.
August 12, 2011 at 3:43 am
Sounds oddly familiar… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svKq044qrYU
August 12, 2011 at 4:10 am
Bah, still doesn't match my favorite environmental engineering idea– set up a salt farm on the dry side of, say, the cascades in Northern Cali by piping ocean water into a (huge) cement bottomed area. Unlikely to get enough extra water to harm the area, but might get enough to help with the droughts.
August 12, 2011 at 4:10 am
(After all, if it's cool for us to pipe water down to SoCal, it can't be too bad to ship water in, right?)
August 12, 2011 at 12:27 pm
@Noah, the fish is only a means to their end which is to control God.