Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 23 Sep

    Sesame Street Pulls Katy Perry

    OK. The video isn’t totally like porn or anything but holy cow Katy Perry, did you have to go with the revealing top to dance around with Elmo? It could be that…

  2. 23 Sep

    Vid: Death to the Pope

    In case you’re not clear that Europe’s growing Muslim population (paired with Christians unwillingness to reproduce) is kind of a problem for Western civilization and the Church, here’s a video of how…

  3. 23 Sep

    News Roundup 23-Sept-10

    Some stories for you to check out. Personally UnopposedAndrew Cuomo says that while he accepts his Church’s teaching on lying, who is he to force the Church’s teaching on…himself. DioGuardi Within One…

  4. 23 Sep

    Congressman Urges Indoctrination and Population Control

    If I were to say to you that the government was indoctrinating our children in population control many would probably say Matt’s been taking his conspiracy theory pills again. But what would…

  5. 22 Sep

    Naomi Rose Would Be Four

    I’ve spoken to Patrick Coffin on his radio show and have exchanged emails. I’m used to funny Patrick Coffin, even smart Patrick Coffin (don’t tell him I said smart). But nothing prepared…

  6. 22 Sep

    Baby Abandoned in Alley Saved

    I don’t know whether to call this a horrible or wonderful story. I’ll focus on the positive and say it’s wonderful because in the end a few people reacted with humanity towards…

  7. 22 Sep

    Absorbing A Terrorist Attack

    You are going to hear a lot of spin about this comment of the President to Bob Woodward. “We can absorb a terrorist attack. We’ll do everything we can to prevent it,…

  8. 22 Sep

    Silliest Explanations for Parting the Red Sea

    OK. You’re on the run with a few hundred thousand of your best friends from the most powerful and dangerous army known to man. The well armed bad guys are right behind…

  9. 21 Sep

    Oh No. Not Paul Ryan Too?

    John Hawkins is a little fed up (as am I) of all this “truce” talk on social issues. I guess we’re expected to let our Republican leaders deal with really important things…