Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 19 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 03 Mar

    What Do I Tell My Prison Friends?

    I just know im going to be jailed for illegally possessing a Mr. Potato Head, assorted Dr. Suess books, and a Ryan Anderson tome. So when my new prison friends ask what…

  2. 02 Mar

    Unintentionally Hilarious NYT Headline

    I almost can’t believe this isn’t the Babylon Bee but it’s actually the New York Times telling the truth by mistake. Oops, they told the truth. Normalcy is the nightmare because it…

  3. 01 Mar

    Women, You Can Compete. You Just Can’t Win.

    Hey guys, if I didn’t know any better thing kind of thing would make me think that elections really matter. So please continue telling me as a Catholic how you don’t like…

  4. 26 Feb

    Environmentally Friendly Nazis

    Amazon just figured out a way to burn books that’s less harmful to the environment. No toxic fumes. No dangerous fire. Just a click and they disappear. It’s just environmentally friendly Nazism.…

  5. 25 Feb

    WaPo Worries Not Enough Fictional Abortions

    This is insanity. A columnist for the WaPo, Kate Cohen, is upset that there aren’t enough fictional babies being aborted. Seriously. On top of the millions of actual babies being killed in…

  6. 24 Feb

    Wow. 16% of 18-23 Year Olds Are LGBT

    According to a new Gallup poll, a record number of U.S. adults – 5.6% – identify as LGBTQ. That’s more than a 1 percentage point jump from the last poll in 2017…

  7. 24 Feb

    Biden HHS Nominee Defends Chemical Castration for Kids

    So, President Biden’s nominee for assistant health secretary has put his pom poms on for chemically castrating children. Because SCIENCE!!! Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine was born with the name Richard (which…

  8. 23 Feb

    You Ready to be Censored, Disappeared?

    The Democrats are essentially telling Big Media and Big Tech to censor their political opponents. They’re telling them “we’ve got your back.” Two congressional Democrats from California, Anna G. Eshoo and Jerry…

  9. 22 Feb

    The Upside Down-ness of Things

    The weather has been unpredictable recently but there’s one thing we can count on. The culture will continue its march toward insanity. Disney is releasing five seasons of the classic “Muppet Show”…

  10. 19 Feb

    Tell Me What You Love, Show Me What You Hate

    People may tell you what they love but they will show you what they hate. Believe what they show you. Many will say they love freedom but if they don’t hate oppression…