Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 09 Sep

    Stupidest Pro-Life Political Robo-Call Ever

    Two Republicans are fighting it out for Washington D.C. city council. Someone (nobody’s owning up to it) blasted out one of those annoying robo-calls slamming one of the candidates for paying for…

  2. 09 Sep

    Episcopaleontology–A Tale Of Two Bishops

    Episcopaleontology–The study of a strange and nearly extinct creature, Epipscopus Stupidius, in its native habitat. While there are many reasons that Epipscopus Stupidius may soon be extinct, experts agree that the most…

  3. 09 Sep

    Priest: Make a Baby. Save Western Civilization

    Make a baby. Save Western civilization. Europe is in big trouble. The culture is becoming increasingly secularized, Christian traditions are ignored, refuted, and mocked. Christian Europeans aren’t reproducing at anywhere near the…

  4. 09 Sep

    Jackie Evancho – Pie Jesu

    Wow. Just Wow. °Pie Jesu, (4x)°Qui tollis peccata mundi °Dona eis requiem. (2x) Merciful Jesus,Who takes away the sins of the world,Grant them rest. Agnus Dei, (4x)Qui tollis peccata mundi,Dona eis requiem…

  5. 08 Sep

    Finally: Free Condoms for Prison Rapists!!!

    OK. I officially pronounce San Francisco County Jail’s San Bruno lockup the worst prison in the world for white collar criminals. Because some geniuses there just put free condom dispensers in each…

  6. 08 Sep

    Now Dems Want Your Guns!!

    Two disturbing stories. The first here on my native Long Island. A group of 20 gang members surrounded a man’s house in Uniondale, NY. They verbally threatened him and his family. He…

  7. 08 Sep

    When I Said “God bless” I Meant…

    Rick Klein, one of ABC’s top news guys, wrote something on Twitter that many are pointing to as evidence of media bias. Here’s the background- Christine O’Donnell is a pro-life conservative running…

  8. 07 Sep

    Back Street Euthanasia

    Hey, it worked for abortion so now I guess pro-euthanasia folks are going to try the same gambit. Arguing for euthanasia, one doctor in Scotland argued that euthanasia must be legalized so…