Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 3 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 16 Apr

    WWE Considered Essential. Churches Still Closed

    Florida deems WWE pro-wrestling ‘essential business’ amid coronavirus pandemic. But churches across the country are still closed. What if we promised to wear spandex and spray tans? Hey, Catholics have been free…

  2. 16 Apr

    Notes from the Apocalypse II

    I believe it was TS Eliot who said “April is the cruelest month” but most forget the rest of that immortal line which reads “but March pretty much blows too.” I keep…

  3. 15 Apr

    Stories from the Before Time

    Future interviews with several people who lived through the now, possibly.  “I remember back in ’20, when it all started.  None of us really knew what was happening.  The leaders of the…

  4. 09 Apr

    Notes from the Apocalypse

    I know everything looks bleak right now. There’s the Coronavirus, churches are closed, and now Andrew Lloyd Weber has released his musicals for free. But I want everyone to stop being so…

  5. 09 Apr

    Having Four Daughters at Home is Great But…

    Having all the girls home all day every day is great. But one problem, they shower a lot. Girls are different. We practically have to hose him down. But because of the…

  6. 09 Apr

    Catholics Can’t Even Unite against Corona

    It’s a stressful time. I get it. But the acrimony displayed arguing about this current crisis is a bit koo-koo. People can question if Corona deaths are being overcounted and still believe…

  7. 02 Apr

    Wait. They Closed the Grand Canyon?

    They closed the grand canyon due to social distancing. The GRAND CANYON. You’d think if any place in the world could accommodate social distancing it would be there.

  8. 01 Apr

    We Are Now Completely Dependent on China!! Feel Safe?

    India, acting for its own interests, added chloroquine to a list of pharmaceutical ingredients which are no longer allowed to be exported until officials get a handle on how much will be…

  9. 01 Apr

    Sometimes I Wish This Was Normal

    I know things are bad out there but I’ll admit there are moments when it’s kind of nice to have all the kids home. It’s fun to watch them interacting, especially the…