Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 3 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 05 May

    The Price is Right! Planned Parenthood Version

    Life is priceless, idiots. LifeNews.com: The popular game show “The Price Is Right” will air a controversial show May 11 with drag queen RuPaul playing to raise money for the Planned Parenthood…

  2. 04 May

    Don Shula RIP

    Don Shula achieved perfection. His legacy as one of the greatest NFL coaches in the history of the game is set. He twice led the Miami Dolphins to Super Bowl wins and…

  3. 02 May

    Bring Barbers out of the Back Alley

    Ive heard that there are people getting haircuts in garages, back alleys, and other unsanitary places. In these uncertain times, we should legalize hair salons and barber shops to make them safer…

  4. 30 Apr

    The Atlantic: Censorship Is Necessary and Good. Yay China!

    I’m actually not kidding. That’s pretty much what they say. Some idiot Harvard Law professor put his pom moms on for Chinese style censorship. These guys hate people. They certainly hate Americans.…

  5. 30 Apr

    The Old Normal Wasn’t That Great

    I’m interested in what we’re calling the new normal. Hey folks remember, the old normal wasn’t that great. Maybe this can act as a reset button culturally. Probably not though, right? I…

  6. 29 Apr

    They’ve Monetized the Back Alley

    Progressives said they had to legalize abortion so as to create standards to protect women. And now they say they have to remove standards to protect women. All that’s happened is they’ve…

  7. 23 Apr

    My Wife is Quarantining All Wrong!!!

    My wife is quarantining wrong. When I’m told to stay home for months at a time I look at it like a prison sentence with my adorable children. I think we’re supposed…

  8. 16 Apr

    My Solemn Prayer for this Pandemic

    I pray that this pandemic brings people back to Christ and when the churches reopen they are filled…but none of you newbies better be in my family’s pew. Or else.