A Black Mark on The Vatican
The Vatican has suspended a priest in the Holy See who acknowledged homosexual relations in a supposedly anonymous television interview with a black dot over his face, but was identified … Read More
Today on CMR, October 12, 2007
Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal—Bishop threatens, Holy Cross shrugs. Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out—If animals can talk, Matt is in real trouble. When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice … Read More
Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal
College of the Holy Cross plans to host a conference in which Planned Parenthood and NARAL Pro-Choice Massachusetts will make presentations. This is outrageous and of course becoming alarmingly commonplace. … Read More
Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out
A new authorised biography of the Holy Father, aimed at younger readers, was published recently. Written by Chico, a ginger tomcat, the book recounts his memories of the young Joseph … Read More
Today on CMR – October 11, 2007
When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines—Rebellious Nuns do the perp walk with tambourines in … Read More
When Popes Attack!
There are misleading headlines and there are misleading headlines. The Times UK boldly declares!Pope attacks Iran at Jewish Congress Oh my! The Pope must have really done it this time. … Read More
Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines
Polish Police evicted 65 rebellious ex-nuns Wednesday from a convent they illegally occupied for two years after defying a Vatican order to replace their mother superior, a charismatic leader who … Read More
Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds
It’s the end of the world as we know it. CHILDREN as young as seven are pole dancing in a trend that has sparked outrage among sane people, says The … Read More
Today on CMR – October 10, 2007
Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted—Garden Gnomes now have the run of the place. Ahmadinejad – In the Movies—If Mahmoud ever gets tired of the crazy dictator role, here … Read More
Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted
Saint Francis and the Virgin Mary have been evicted from a condominium development on Long Island. They weren’t even playing their music loud. Crosses and religious statues have been banished … Read More