William & Mary President Gets Crossed Up
—University President wonders “What does it mean to love God with your mind?” Well, you should start by using it!

Whose Rite Is It Anyway?
—”They said we had no right to be there and that they were the only legitimate worshippers in that church.” Problems with the Latin Mass? Think again.

German Pol Proposes Seven-Year Limit on Marriages
—Too bad there is no time limit on stupidity.

No Priests? Fine. Women and Gays Can Celebrate Eucharist
—More evidence that the Dutch are still smokin’ dope.

The Worst of the Worst!
—Hold on to your 1962 Missals folks! This is one of the worst responses to the Motu Proprio yet!

Grapes, Raisins and God
—Never get into a debate with a four year old. You don’t stand a chance.

High Noon for Sheriff Ben
—Is it Gary Cooper time for Pope Benedict?

Pope and the McCanns
—Expect to see this picture more often than O.J.’s Bronco

Rowan Williams Goes Into the Closet
—Archbishop of Canterbury to attend super secret meeting of LGBT clergy. Seemingly dares schism.

Madonna Traded to Jews
—For two Jewish comedians and a minor leaguer to be named later. A good deal.