Do you recall that famous line from the movie “As good as it gets” in which Jack Nicholson’s Melvin Udall says “Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.” Well, now I know where they are selling crazy these days, at the SF Gate.
SFGate Columnist Mark Morford, while providing enough caveats to keep him out of the looney bin for a few more days, shows us the amazing level of delusion of which Obama supporters are capable. Jim Jones, David Koresh, and those Heaven’s Gate whackos are amateurs compared to Obama. Behold the cult. Emphases and [comments] mine.
Barack Obama isn’t really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway. [This I actually agree with.]
This is what I find myself offering up more and more in response to the whiners and the frowners and to those with broken or sadly dysfunctional karmic antennae [Is he talking about me?] – or no antennae at all – to all those who just don’t understand and maybe even actively recoil against all this chatter about Obama’s aura and feel and MLK/JFK-like vibe.
To them I say, all right, you want to know what it is? The appeal, the pull, the ethereal and magical thing that seems to enthrall millions of people from all over the world, that keeps opening up and firing into new channels of the culture normally completely unaffected by politics?
No, it’s not merely his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric. It is not fresh ideas or cool charisma or the fact that a black president will be historic and revolutionary in about a thousand different ways. It is something more. Even Bill Clinton, with all his effortless, winking charm, didn’t have what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity. [Cool vibrations, man!]
Dismiss it all you like, but I’ve heard from far too many enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who’ve been intuitively blown away by Obama’s presence – not speeches, not policies, but sheer presence – to say it’s just a clever marketing ploy, a slick gambit carefully orchestrated by hotshot campaign organizers who, once Obama gets into office, will suddenly turn from perky optimists to vile soul-sucking lobbyist whores, with Obama as their suddenly evil, cackling overlord.
Here’s where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced [are the advanced better than the attuned?] people I know (not coweringly religious [If you go to church for reasons other than political expediency, this means you!] , mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned [not to be confused with the ordinary spritually attuned or advanced] being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.
The unusual thing is, true Lightworkers [in contrast to all those frauds out there just claiming to be lightworkers.] almost never appear on such a brutal, spiritually demeaning stage as national politics. This is why Obama is so rare. And this why he is so often compared to Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., to those leaders in our culture whose stirring vibrations still resonate throughout our short history.
Are you rolling your eyes and scoffing? [Nooo! I am so with you dude! Hey buddy, pass the weed?] Fine by me. But you gotta wonder, why has, say, the JFK legacy lasted so long, is so vital to our national identity? Yes, the assassination canonized his legend. The Kennedy family is our version of royalty. But there’s something more. Those attuned to energies [There it is again! Reminds me, I need to bring the car in for a 30,000 mile tune-up] beyond the literal meanings of things, these people say JFK wasn’t assassinated for any typical reason you can name. It’s because he was just this kind of high-vibration [Stop! You are killing me!] being, a peacemaker, at odds with the war machine, the CIA, the dark side. And it killed him.
Now, Obama. The next step. Another try. And perhaps, as Bush laid waste to the land and embarrassed the country and pummeled our national spirit into disenchanted pulp and yet ironically, in so doing has helped set the stage for an even larger and more fascinating evolutionary burp, we are finally truly ready for another Lightworker to step up.
Let me be completely clear: I’m not arguing some sort of utopian revolution, a big global group hug with Obama as some sort of happy hippie camp counselor. [No, of course not, that would be crazy!] I’m not saying the man’s going to swoop in like a superhero messiah and stop all wars and make the flowers grow and birds sing and solve world hunger and bring puppies to schoolchildren. [Do you think he was looking out his window for the men in white suits with a big net when he wrote this?]
Please. I’m also certainly not saying he’s perfect, that his presidency will be free of compromise, or slimy insiders, or great heaps of politics-as-usual. While Obama’s certainly an entire universe away from George W. Bush in terms of quality, integrity, intelligence and overall inspirational energy, well, so is your dog. Hell, it isn’t hard to stand far above and beyond the worst president in American history.
But there simply is no denying that extra kick. As one reader put it to me, in a way, it’s not even about Obama, per se. There’s a vast amount of positive energy swirling about that’s been held back by the armies of BushCo darkness, and this energy has now found a conduit, a lightning rod, is now effortlessly self-organizing around Obama’s candidacy. People and emotions and ideas of high and positive vibration are automatically drawn to him. It’s exactly like how Bush was a magnet for the low vibrational energies of fear and war and oppression and aggression, but, you know, completely reversed. And different. And far, far better.
I now feel much more deeply spiritually attuned to those way out cosmic positive vibrations! Oh, sorry. It was just my phone on vibrate mode. I gotta take this call from reality, talk to you later.
June 10, 2008 at 4:56 am
Who wrote this article, Miss Cleo?
June 10, 2008 at 5:20 am
Maybe it was dictated..
What disparity– here’s SF’s MM doing cartwheels over him, while I’d been thinking both the Dem candidates were possibly Raelians. I’d like to say, “There’s the difference between the coasts,” but Hilary won my state’s primary. It’s just spooky, all of it.
June 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Lightworkers? Sounds gnostic. These idiots need a good pelting with copies of the Summa.
June 10, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Does he mean the “Anti-war” John Kennedy who started putting troops in Vietnam?
June 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Good Grief.
This was in print by an intellectual? He should start reading more nonfiction. He should start getting some fresh air. He should start finding a very good psychiatrist.
June 10, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Now I’ll have the Beach Boys on an endless loop in my head all day long.
Seriously, this article could only have appeared in a West Coast paper. Can you imagine this in the New York Times, Boston Globe, or the Washington Post? Not that those are good papers, but It would never appear in the east. eeesh.
June 10, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Awesome- I’ve always wanted to be a part of the dark side. Just call me Darth Horatius.
In other news: the man is a lunatic. And you just know that he is for the seperation between church and state- but what happens when the state, or a politician, is your church?
June 10, 2008 at 3:57 pm
If I can only touch the hem of his garment, I’ll be healed of my negative vibes.
June 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm
“[A] sort of powerful luminosity…” You mean he glows in the dark?
June 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I love the way he covers all the bases. Obama is god-like, highly evolved and capable of transforming humanity but don’t get all upset when his presidency is dirty (democrat) politics as usual. Just look the other way, it means nothing.
I seriously doubt this guy believes any of this nonsense. He’s just another liberal tool.
June 10, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Does this remind one of “The President” described in Michael O’Brien’s “Father Elijah” or, going farther back, to ‘Felsenburgh’ in “Lord of the World” by Msgr. Hugh Benson.
June 10, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Anonymous (1:15 PM): This is not the first time a comment on Obama’s effect on crowds make me think of Felsenburgh in Lord of the World.It’s uncanny. And this talk about “vibrations” is so New Age!
Elise B.
June 11, 2008 at 2:46 am
Obama’s “luminosity” is more likely than not the result of demonic posession. How can anyone be as fond of infanticide as Obama and not be under the influence of Satan?
June 11, 2008 at 3:21 am
Should I even bother voting?
June 11, 2008 at 4:15 am
My first thought is that it seems like whenever someone abandons faith in God, they have to have faith in something else. Why does it seem that everyone without faith is suddenly clinging to Obama? Further, it is this mindless charisma – this pull that he seems to be exerting upon the masses (who don’t even seem to care what he is saying or doing) – that is rather scary, in my mind. There have been a few other leaders in the last few centuries who seemed to have a pull like this and most of them are now remembered as despots… Just saying…