The FDA after an investigation, has announced that it will not take any regulatory action on a death dispensing vending machine at a Pennsylvania college.

An FDA spokeswoman Erica Jefferson said recently that they spoke with officials at Shippensburg University vending program and decided everything was cool with ordering abortions right along with nasal decongestants.

The pill is reportedly available for $25 a pop at an on-campus health center.

Hey, when you don’t have time, abortion on the go for $25 is key to a successful college experience. Why would any parent send their child to a college that is so cavalier about death?